Celebrate your carpenter pride with humor and attitude in this bold design made for proud carpenter wives and partners. Featuring vibrant purple typography, a hammer graphic, and a clean list-style layout, this shirt makes a confident and playful statement:
“5 Things You Should Know About My Man”
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He is a freaking awesome Carpenter.
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He loves me to the moon and back.
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He is also a GRUMPY MAN.
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He has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.
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Mess with me and they’ll never find your body.
The bold purple lettering pops beautifully against the neutral background, creating a stylish yet strong look. The hammer graphic highlights the carpentry trade, while the humorous warning tone adds personality and fun.
Perfect for casual wear, jobsite visits, family gatherings, date nights, or as a fun gift for a proud carpenter’s wife who loves showing off her hardworking man. Designed for comfort and durability for everyday wear.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
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| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing [email protected] with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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